GAAARRRR!!!!!

I find myself a little bit mad at the world at the moment. The reason for this being that my college's website is not cooperating as it should and it hasn't with me for some time. And to top it off, I'm just getting over minor surgery, so I'm strung out on drugs and when I'm not I'm in pain. AND we're starting a new novel, a 509 pager. ABRIDGED. So, yeah. I'm glad I started this blog when I did, because now I have someone to rant to, something which I am surprisingly lacking in the real world. I'm who everyone else rants to, so by the time they're done spilling their guts to me, they're too exhausted to hear my problems. I live in a mansion inhabited by a Neanderthal and a cave inhabited by a gentleman. Curse these unending trials! I know I could have it eversomuch worse off, but my problems are my problems and your problems are your problems, so let's keep it that way. Rereading what I have just typed, I realize I speak in a scattered dialect and I'm the only one who could possibly derive any decipherable statements from it. I not only write this way, I actually talk like this in really life. Just goes to show how messed up my friends must be to put up with me. One of the good things about my friends is that most of them give the best hugs ever and most of them usually smell very very good. Benefit of being sort of small # 28: It's easier for people to pick you up and spin you around in a hug. Oy vey, I'm surrounded by cats! Granted, domesticated, but a handful all the same. Have you ever pondered old phrases/words like inasmuch and notwithstanding? I love words like that, but they never get used!! It erks me. Fare thee well, faithful reader. I shall soon return with more thrilling tales of my escipades.
Allons-y!